Mich-Michael Jackon Fanfics...

http://www.themjifc.com/forum/anniques-fan-fiction/16122-when-two-singers-former-lovers-hate-each-other.html#post333365

I'm a Michael Jackson fan and all....
But... EWWWWWW...

Uhh... what?

Heres an example of male PMS ladies and gentlemen.

Fake Piercings..

He ain't here tonight, and yo' these dudes got me fiending for... oops. I aint mean to share that much.

The nigga looking at me like "Hey yo wassup", obvious he got the cash, though his clothes and shoes clash, lookin at him like I'm mad... Why the fuck am I rhyming? He walks over to me, got perfect timing.

I aint even want to do it. Hell, he made me do it. I have the power to say no but the-- you know says do it.

...... And thats how I ended up with baby Gina.

Songwriting late at night is tiring...

Been out all weekend with the sis and her cousin from California.
Rather odd thing we started....
Whenever we see a dude wearing Skinnies We look at him, Yell "CAAAAAAT DADDY!" and look away.
(If you seen The Reject's video for "Cat Daddy", you'd get the joke.... Kind of)

Anyway. What is with Lithonia Male Rachets?
Me and the Sis we're at Stonecrest in Hot Topic, This dude walks past....
He looks at me and my sis and says.
".... Yo. Who single."
I mean really? Trying to flirt with 2 girls at the same time? But on the bright side, we bought fake piercings.

We're nerds. I know.

<3

If you got a tounge ring...

I'm talking to my erm...."Friend".

You know that person you flirt with inbetween relationships? You know you'll never date them, but you flirt anyway? Since we're both in relationships at the moment, it was just casual conversation.

At least I thought....

He looks at me and says "Ayeee... Yo check out tha' piercing".

I look at him like hes insane while hes showing me his tounge ring..... :/

I say, "Sweeet. Where you get it at?"

He gives me the "Shut the fuck up, I'm talking" look before mumbling

"Yoooo... That means I'm pro at a little something man..."

I ask what.

Hes like ".... Lets just say. If we go behind that fence right der.... You'd be begging for more".

.....

Of coruse. I handled the situation like a classy young woman.

I yelled,

"Yo dude what the fuck did I just say? Exactly. I'm going to tell your girlfriend about this shit."

And.... he starts cursing me out.

... -Sigh- Moral of the story here kids.

Just ignore your former FWB until your single........

And. Who started the

"if you got a tounge ring, your pro at eating pussy" thing anyway?

Not like the hoes around here would deny getting head though :/ 

But I always wondered,

What the hell is so enjoying about eating some chick out?

To this day I dont get it.

My guyfriends freaking obsess about it. I dont get the hype :l

/End Rant...

Rant -_____-

So. My "Twin/Brother". AKA.... This guy that is supposed to be like my brother. Is giving me trouble once again.

He admit that he loved me awhile ago. Hell. I love him too- Honestly. More brotherly love.. nothing romantic...

He always claims he loves me blah blah.

Yet. He only wants to hang out if he thinks we're going to fuck. If not, He'd rather stay at home watching TV.

Honestly.... I wish we'd hang out more, and I wish I could hear his voice more.

But no. I'm just a Sister/Mindless whore in his opinion.....

-Sigh-..... 

And I also hate when the people I love make it obvious that something is wrong, but they just wont tell you

-___-

And it really pisses me off that I endlessly help people emotionally. But they dont even think about me when somethings wrong.

Why? No one fucking asks me whats wrong- ever. since I'm always so smiley and random.

Shit. Most of the times I'm depressed for my own reasons, but do you fucking hear me cry, bitch or moan about them all the time? No -___- Because I'm too busy making sure everyone else is alright.

Gahhhh...

... Don't do that.

I've said this a million times...

Hoes can be wifey.

But they cannot actually be a Wife.

Fiction request.. :/

Yo. I hate writing this romantic shit.
But my sis requested... so I did it.
None of that sappy shit though, this is going to be as dark and as cruel as possible just to express my strong feelings for not wanting to do this."

And this shit isnt going to be a series. Im getting straight to the point in one simple chapter. -____-

Blane looks down at the bouquet of flowers hes holding.
"I hope she likes roses...."
He looks up at the traffic light wondering when he'll be able to cross. Traffic in Dry Branch is impossible........
He glances accross the street.
".. Is that her?" he asks himself before turning back around to see.
He rushes to retrive his phone from his pocket to text her.
"Aiiiish..... I left it at ho..."
He pauses.
He sees a woman getting into a car with a strange man.-
"Of course thats not her."
The car pulls off. Yet hes still concerned.
"Shes supposed to be at home.Waiting for me. Of course she wouldnt be with someone else."
He walks quickly while failing at giving himself a pep talk.
"Though... she has been acting strange lately..."
He speeds up his pace while pondering every possibility.
He begins running towards home.
(I'm too lazy to add anymore detail... lets skip ahead.)
He almost runs into his front door.
"Damn... Velocity". He murmurs before rushing to open the door.
"Chanel? He calls her name while scanning the small apartment.
He notices a note on the coffee table...
"Incase you return before I do. I went to the store for a few art supplies. Love, Chanel."
He sighs a breath of relief.
"Of course... It was her, she was just getting a ride from a friend"
He sinks into the chair and closes his eyes.
".... but she was in front of a coffee shop.."
He opens his eyes when he hears a strange sound from the back.
"Huh?" He scans the room before getting up and walking to the back.
He hears the noise again.
"... A woman?"
He continues walking slowly as the voice gets louder.
Hes alarmed by the sound of a man's swearing.
He pauses looking for an item that can possibly cause bodily damage before continuing pacing slowly towards the closed room door.
The sounds are extremely loud.
He pauses. ".... A man.. and a- Oh my god."
He kicks the door
"SHIT. Why the fuck did I do that!?"
He noise inside the room stops.
Blane opens the door and freezes...
".... Blane?" Chanel looks at him wide-eyed.
Theres complete silence.
A strange man appears from under the bed covers.
Chanel struggles with the sheets while trying to escape the bed.
"Blane. I can explain!"
She murmurs while racing to put on her shirt.
"3 years. 3 fucking years."
He clentches his fists and walks out the doorway.

- I'll finish later.  This was like I said, a request. So... I'm not posting this in a special place :/ This is my worst work in my opinion, its almost 3am, and I'm not even trying. Enjoy :l

Chris Brown does it again Ladies and Gentlemen.

Chris Brown Ragequits after GMA interview

-Headdesk-....

Breezy, Breezy... Breezy. What happened to ya' man?!

He doesnt even need haters to ruin his career anymore, hes doing an excellent job single-handedly! 

I hatee wen ppl spell da easiest words wronggg.

The saddest thing is: Shes completely serious..

I cannot take you seriously if......

I'm going to compose a small list of some of my many pet peeves... here it goes.

I cannot take you seriously if

- You dress like a whore

- Your pants are sagging

- You dont use correct English. (I mean if your not even going to try.)

- You consider yourself a "Bad Bitch", "Pretty Boi", "Barbie", or a "Real Nigga".

- You think your smart because you get a paycheck

- Your hustle is illegal

- Your a Hoodrat

- Your Ghetto

- You endlessly bring up your race in every conversation

- You refer to every African-American male as "Nigga", and every African-American female as "Bitch."

- Your insults go no further than.. Bitch Nigga, Bitch ass Nigga, Bitch ass pussy nigga, Bitch ass pussy ass homo ass Nigga, Itty-Bitty Dick comittee ass Nigga, or Stupid ass fuck Nigga.

- You descriminate blacks by the shade of their skin. (If I get another invite to a Lightskin VS Darkskin party Im going to whoop someones ass.)

- Your extremely loud in public

- Your always insulting someone

- Your always bragging about yourself

- You brag about your sex life

- You brag about anything

- You have no shame

- Your conceited

- You smoke

- You drink

- Your ignorant

Thats it for now. :)

I cannot take you seriously if you use all caps.

I dislike throwing the ignorant ghetto insults I hear on a daily basis, But I dont feel like giving you my analysis on this girl. So I'll say this.

I cant take your ugly ass seriously if your typing in all caps nshit. Go sit down somewhere.

And the Wife of the year award goes too!....

Woman bites off Husband's testicles.

I'm sorry... she did wh-what..?
I'm trying to comprehend

One. What the hell was she doing?
Two. What kind of teeth does she have?!
Three. It probably took her a few minutes, There was no possible way he could have gotten away and or beat the shit out of her before such a level of damage was done?!
Four. The UK uses 999 instead of 911? o___o...
Five. How the hell did his arm get into this?!

He has better things to do than study a language

.... -Headdesk-

Ignorant Bus Fight...

If your asking

"Where they do this at?"

The answer is, An Atlanta Marta Bus.

(3:45 is where it actually gets interesting..)

I cant even explain such ignorance...

That girl was annoying as hell, I would have hit her ass too.

#YouKnowYourGhettoIf

Your facebook name is EVERYTHING but your real name.

Hes 18 now.......

So hes 18 today.

And shes prancing around like its the best damn day ever.
I'll explain why Im angry.

1. My ignorant ass ex, lets call him Devon
2. A friend of a few years of mine- Lets call her Janice,

Alright, about... 2 years ago, I dated Devon. Me and him were "In love" blah blah. We planned a life together, he said he'd even wait 5 years for me to turn 18 so we can get married. (I was 12 at the time, and he was 15.) One day, he broke up with me, to this day I'm unsure why. He left me for MY friends cousin, (Lets call her Sarah, For awhile I was completely heartbroken.
I honestly disliked her for awhile.
Honestly, for awhile. I disliked her, because I thought she was the reason we broke up.
So anyway, Devon told the same shit to Sarah he did me, I felt as if she deserved it....

ANYWAY. like...I told Janice about Devon like days after we broke up. I tell her how during the relationship how much he hurt me ETC, (Though I was stupid enough to still stay with him) What does Janice do? Become friends with him. About 2 months later,she complains to me daily about how sorry she feels for Devon, and how shes flirting with him (May I also mention at the time she was dating this guy, who a year and 6 months later, shes. still. with.)
2 years later.
I move on, I learned how much of a douchebag Devon can be (I'm not going to explain everything, that will take way too long...... ) But one night, I was talking to Sarah, We both discovered we're Kpop fangirls XDD
I learned shes a really really nice girl, and she told me some things that Devon said... and wished about me. (I'd type it up.... but I'd probably tear up..)

I tell Janice this the next morning,
Shes like "Oh." and continues being best friends with him.
Really...? I've told her over the course of 2 years of how much damage mentally, and physically hes done to me, and most recently told her about Sarah.
What inspried this rant..? Today is his birthday, hes 18 now. I go on Facebook, she wished him Happy birthday and a great life.
..............................
Please, with all the drinking and drugs he does, he might not make it to 19. I dont wish death upon anyone in my life... but... urg...

.......................
Some people I need to just cut from my life.......
I still have mental, and physical scars from Devon, and Janice still treats him like hes so nice.
.. Fuck it.

(Your most likely confused, Since I didnt go into detail. The abuse didnt actually start until after we broke up... we became "Friends" and I helped him with his drug and drinking problem... So did Sarah... I dont want to tell anymore at the moment, i just felt like venting. -____-)
...

Rambling about dudes. :/

Though I'm taken right now.
Theres 1 thing I really, really hate that just came to my mind.

When I ask a dude I have interest in about what kind of girl he likes, he says.
"Laid-Back" or "Patient".
Why?
BECAUSE I AM THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
._____.;

I'm only Laid-Back when... Im like 5 minutes away from falling asleep.
Im only patient when..... well never.
And yeahhhh.... Usually dudes that look for chicks like that- get annoyed with me.

Actually. Most black guys get annoyed with me o___o;=
I'm not sure why....

That ends my rambling..

Kicked from homeschool.

I got bored, went on myyearbook, and looked through my secret admirers...

You are the stupidest person alive to get kicked from an Online school.

Take it from a homeschooled chick.

Dying Fetus

Found this ad while searching Urban Dictionary...

Band names are just getting more and more ridiculous

Travis Porter - Bring It Back

Exactly... What the hell are they saying? The only thing I could understand was the songs title being repeated about 100 times.

Really? Just diss us all? Smh...

I love my friends, but conversations like this just plain piss. me. off.

Lynn: Yoooo... Who's the group of cuties you were talking too?
Me: Oh. Them? I know them from Ashworth.
Lynn: Yo' homeschool?
Me: Online school, but yes.
Lynn: Waitwaitwait. Homeschool got guys THAT hot?
Me: No Lynn, we're all ugly and pale due to living under a rock.
Lynn: Whatever, you gonna hook me up?
Me: Uh. their taken.
Lynn: I bet by some ugly ass Ashworth chicks huh?
Me: ... Actually 2 of them have girlfriends that are long distance... the other 2 have girlfriends that go to LHS...
Lynn: Yoooo. He think they wanna cheat on they long distance?
Me: I highly, highly doubt that.
Lynn: I can get them, they homeschooled.So they know they aint got experience. 

I mean. I know theres alot of stereotypes that home/online schoolers deal with daily, but damn. REALLY?
..... Urg -____-

But this list made me smile. :)

Women are getting raped in Churches now...?

Rape is one thing, but in a church...? Who the hell, Why the hell... How the hell..?

Story credit to Atlanta Journal Constitution...

John Russell Carver, 50, was ordered to appear again inDeKalb County Magistrate Court on April 6. He's charged with rape, armed robbery and aggravated assault in the Feb. 26 incident.
Police say Carver raped a 53-year-old employee of the Stone Mountain church, stole her cell phone and sold it hours later at Underground Atlanta. Detectives identified Carver as a suspect after the GBI connected him to the crime with DNA.
Carver, who has a long rap sheet, was arrested on March 7 on unrelated charges in Fulton County.
He was then transferred to the DeKalb County Jail.
DeKalb County Public Safety Director William Miller, who led a community meeting at the church after the attack, told the crowd about a proposal that would require new businesses to install surveillance cameras, according to Channel 2 Action News.
"That would help us like you wouldn't believe," Miller said at the meeting.http://www.ajc.com/news/dekalb/bond-denied-for-accused-877091.html

.... And then AFTER he beats and rapes the woman, he goes to a meeting also at the same church, about adding surveillance cameras for safety.
REALLY? How dumb of a criminal, and a Christian can you be?
1. Any good criminal knows you dont stick around after a crime.
2. Being a god fearing man and raping a woman.... in the church?
This just doesnt make any damn sense...

Dont call my damn phone with this.

..........................
I hate being awakened by my phone, but what I hate the most is when I wake up and get stupid ass texts or phone-calls.
Now if its an emergency, I'm cool with it.
But if it is past 12am, and you dont see me online on Facebook. DONT. CALL. OR. TEXT. ME.

But anyway, heres the phone call I received. (Epik High - Music, is one REALLY annoying ringtone to have at 1:30am.)
Its my ignorant friend D. Probably High, How do I know? His voice lowers in pitch when hes high -___-
(I mean, the dude usually sounds like.... Shane freaking Dawson when sober, but when hes high. BAM. Barry motherclucking white.)
I answer the phone, Already annoyed.
I don't even say anything, I'm just that annoyed, because he always calls me with some stupid shizz.
After relizing I'm not going to greet him, He says ".... Yoooo. Kris?"
I insult him, (Assmuffin is lovely insult may I mention.)
He's like.
"Yooooo....Come over here." Its obvious I'm pissed off, hes too busy being on cloud freaking 9 to notice.
I ask why, And heres the line, the very line that made me go off on him.
"So you can come over here and suck this dick while I lick on ya' neck!"
I pause. Deicing if I should put him in check. I come to a conclusion- I'm going to act like a Grade A Ghetto bitch.
I'm like, "FIRST OF ALL. Where the hell is your dick located!? On your freaking torso or something? Because it is physically IMPOSSIBLE to touch my neck with any part of your face while I'm sucking you off.
SECOND. I told you to stop calling me with this mess. You and me will NEVER, EVER, EVER DO ANYTHING SEXUAL.
Third, I'm finna beat your ass tomorrow if dare call me with this mess.
Fourth. You got like 346674747474 STDS from the millions of girls you did raw.
I'm probably getting Crabs, Herpes and AIDS just by simply conversating with me.
Call me again, just do it. I'll hit you in the mouth so hard your unborn great GRANDKIDS can feel it."

Hes earned a beating tomrorow though, because before I hung up, he mumbled.
"You said while you sucking me off... damn that means you finna do it?"

Now I dont condone violence- but I need to put him in check -____-
Or I could do it the Basic Bitch way and get an able-body friend to do it.
Less work on my part.
-Sigh-..... Back to bed, Unless the S.O. is still sleeping. :/

.................

...............

-Facepalm-

#GamingTeamBreezy

I'm reppin' #GamingTeamBreezy by playing Black Ops all day son!
(or Animal Crossing... Teehee.)

Dating her Little Brother

I'll be honest, I feel weird dating someones Little Brother.

Why?

I have a little brother, and it makes me sick to the stomach thinking of my Little Brother doing the shit with his girlfriends that I do with my boyfriends. (Not like he actually has a girlfriend, I'm honestly lucky. My almost 13 year old brother has zero interest in girls- How is this good? That means I dont have to beat some chicks ass if she crosses the line)

Example...

I dated this girl's Little Brother before,

We were at his house.... I felt odd o__o. We were in the backroom, and she was in the living room. (The way his place was set up you could look straight into the backroom...)

 if me and him TRIED to make-out, she'd be like

"NO. NO. NO SEX. NO HICKEYS. YA'LL TO YOUNG FOR THAT!"

Damn, we were only kissing. not like I was going to Upsidedown reverse cowgirl him right there on the couch.

But I understood where she was coming from. 

And then I vowed to always respect Little Brothers!

.......................

Lol idaf if your a Big Brother or an only child though. <3

Waka Flocka & Wiz Khalifa Smoke Session

How fucking ignorant........

I'll never, in my life, see whats so cool about smoking, my ignorant ass friends are like.

"AWWWW SHITTTTTT. YUHHHHH DEY BE SMOKIN AND SO I SMOKE ANNNN YEHH!"

And have the nerve to cop an attitude when I say,

"Alright, Enjoy the Lung Cancer."

My youth scares me.

I love my family but....

....But their just so... oh my god sometimes..

Hoe down! Hoe down!

1. Bad pimp move, you dont smack your bitch down with someone there. EVERY pimp thats good at his disgusting job knows this

2.Who the hell just sits down and records this shit? I would have beat his ass personally.

3.She walked away, WHY did she walk back? This hoe had 38367272833 chances to get the hell out of there. Wtf...?

This world just... SMH

PLEASE DONT CLOSE DOWN FACEBOOK!!!

................

I need to stop randomly adding people.

I'm as much as a Facebook addict as the next person, but if it closed. I wouldnt freaking cry over it.

I'd take my ass back over to Myspace.

Awww Hell! They killed it!

Usually. I look down upon coonery, fuckery, and other nonsense,

But I'm going to be real, This video had me dying.

I think Juking looks retarded as hell (Thankfully the trend has died alot.) but I'm like.

"What the....How the.. Why the?" He was just throwing her all over the damn place. O___O;...

( Okay, Maybe that "Dont have sex with Jamaicans" stereotype is true...)

You'll still never be catching me doing this shit though. <3

Skype Perverts :)

Forgive me god.

Because hes mad as fuck about it, I'm laughing and actually acting like I'm sorry.

Damnit Diddy .___.

Lets play a game kids!

Its called......

 "Guess how many artists Diddy has dropped from Bad Boy records thus hurting their career!"

I actually liked B5. Mr. Diddy. You see what you did to them? They had to change their name since your label owns the name B5- And have you seen these fools? All "Long hair, dont care" mess. 4 out of 5 of them look like a hot mess. And they call themselves "Audio" now. 

Do every B5 fan a favor, pay top dollar to have them resigned to your label, and make them get a haircut, 

(All except Dustin He looks fine as.. Wooo.. -Fans self)

 I hope you feel good about yourself Mr. I've-Drop-Artists-Like-Its-Hot.

#RandomThought

Wait...Whaaaa?

Travis Porter... i-is a group?

All this time I thought it was just one guy named Travis Porter

.......

Enjoy the Lung Cancer.

Drugs: How a coward deals with daily minor problems.

#IgnorantPhrases

Someone please explain to me what the heck a "Fuck Nigga" is?

Oh my god...

#GhettoTillTheGrave

Fuck mainstream music -____-

To all the people that are mad because I dislike mainstream rap.
Now calm yo' tits and unclentch your ass.

I dont dislike mainstream rap because its mainstream.. I dislike it because its mostly meaningless and recycled.
But actually. Im starting to dislike most mainstream music
-No not because I'm some Hipster

 its the same damn beats, the same damn lyrics and the same fuckery.
Can someone in mainstream change the game a bit for christ sakes. Or is it the same.
-Loud traditional pop beat-
"YEAHHHH! Party party party! Oh! oh! Yeahhh!"

I mean dude... really? .___.;

Dude, This rule is in the damn Girl Code.

Okay, So "Vicki" and my ex are getting on my fucking nerves once again
I thought Vicki was my freaking sister, we're so close.
But shes always on my ex! Like WTF?
I dont even like him anymore, but what pisses me off is the same reason!
1. He disrespects me every chance he gets
2. "Vicki" acts like its funny, or hes just joking (Him calling me "Tar Girl" because I'm Brownskin isnt a joke)
3. She'll be always like "Oh you look sexy today!"

If your friend broke up with their ex just 1 month ago- who they were in love with.
Would you REALLY make best friends with the disrespectful idiot? And then flirt with them?!
Okay. I'll be honest, I have dated a friends ex like... 3 times before.
But the only reason why I did it was 1
1.My friend and her ex broke up 1+ year ago.
2. Their relationship was just for hook-ups. They could care less about eachother romantically.
3. My friend was cool with it
4. My friend been moved on

Example: If one of my friends dated say... This dude I fell in love with in October 09.
I would be cool with it. It has been a year and x months, and I've been moved on.
Now if my friend dated say, this guy I dated 3 months ago- that I still kind of liked, I'd be like
".... Seriously?" Because my friends know when im over a guy. (How do they know? I finally shut up about them.)

Urg. I have become friends with some of my friends exes, just that-, We might speak like once a week if that much. But I've never, ever flirted with a friends ex that they still werent 100% over.
Especially not right in front of them!

-Sigh... Im done.

#IgnorantConversations

Me: Ohhh. You rap?
Jacob: JUST because I'm a black music artist you assume I rap?
Me: No. I assume you rap because you cant sing.
Jacob: ......
Me: Oh, So your going to Singtalk or use tha' T-pain bawxxxx?
Jacob: Shut up... Just shut. the. fuck. up.

Ignorant conversations..... :/

#TruthHurts

No more needs to be said.

Miguel Jontel - Quickie

.....

No scratch marks?

What kind of boring sex does he have?

#TeamMiguel

#WeGotToDoBetter

-Sigh-... My ghetto ass friends..

The Freaks come out at night...

He'd have a better chance if he went to Twitter. #FacebookAfterDark

... For the love of-.. Erica's ass..?

Erica (Caked White Girl From Bad Girls Club Miami) P*ssy Poppin’ In Bootleg Rap Video! (Link)

I tried to comprehend the logic of the song and the video....

1. I couldnt understand the lyrics

2. Just 3 girls shaking their ass mostly.....

#HotGhettoMess

GD - OBSESSION (NIGHTMARE / 악몽) HD

I hate when my friends listen to Kpop for the first time and say

"Omg. I dunno what their saying!"

ITS IN KOREAN! Unless you know Korean, your not supposed to understand it! ._.;

#MidnightRage

Braggin' about your swag wont get you through the night. - Donna Summer

He even knew he was shit-talking. 

You want rape victims to do what exactly..?

Texas Politicians Want Rape Victims To Hear Description Of Fetus, Get Ultrasound Before Abortion

Now. Im Anti-Abortion. But this is just sick.

Especially for Rape victims- As if they arent traumaized enough from being raped, then they have to listen to the child's heartbeat before having the child aborted..?

-Sigh- My Nations government is just.... Urg..

Lets Bieber-Bash.

http://popbytes.com/archive/2011/02/justin_bieber_rolling_stone_magazine.shtml

Let me start off by saying:
The Author of this article is another judgemental idiot.
He acts as if just because Justin Beieber is 16 he has zero logical input on such a controversal topic, honestly, I'm not a fan of his music, I prefer Kpop and Rapcore. But we should praise youth that actually give a damn about such topics, instead of judging them as if adults are the only people in this world that are allowed to have an intelligent opinion.

Now. With my opinions on Abortion, Now. I am for Abortion for some reasons. Example
1. If the woman could die due to the pregnancy
2. If the mother could pass on a diease such as HIV/AIDs to the child, since no one should have to suffer with such diease
3. Rape

And the author also acts as if Justin Bieber is some horrible artist, Just because he began puberty late does not mean he cant sing, We all know Justin Bieber is talented, but Bieber-Bashing is a cool bandwagon to jump on apparently.  He can sing, and play the drums like a pro. Thats what should get you fame, Talent. But since hes attractive and has millions of fangirls that apparently means hes such a pretty face. (Yet. NO one has a damn problem with Kim K. Just Sayin')

And do not bring up that "Its MY body I can do WHAT I want with it" crap. Because its not just about one person, its another life. Thats like saying "I can kill my unborn child if I PLEASE because I am a woman with RIGHTS!" Example:
If a driver accidently runs over a pregnant woman and kills her, the driver would be charged with 2 murders.
Why? She is with child, A child is a human, a human is another person. You follow my drift?

Deformed babies.....

http://antinewworldorder.blogspot.com/2007/02/httpafghanistanafterdemocracycom-evil.html

Not for children or the faint of heart....

Banned.... BANNED? -FANGIRLRAGE-

GD & TOP's "Knockout" Banned.

BULLSHIT. -Calls Kristan-

#TeamVIP ;-;

Another night messing with Mr. Green :)

Fucking with Mr. Junior, Always entertaining. :)

(Slightly Vital Information: Marzipan Junior over here is the reason why my Facebook name is.. well. What it is.  Since we're Non-Biological twins and all.)

FLOCKAAAAAA supports the little puppies.

Waka Flocka Flame's Peta Ad

..............

I honestly have nothing to say......

His Album leaked o__o

Someone explain why Chris Brown thought it would be a great idea to announce this to his 2mil+ followers?

.... #HollywoodLogic

Lovely new household fragrances!

Do people think your plain, boring, or have no swag? Then I have the most lovely product for you..

STREET SCENTS!

Street scents also comes in these lovely fragances!

- Kush

- Trash Cans

- Your ex girlfriends pussy

- Stale Patron

- Blood

- Unprotected sex

And new and improved!

- Cash money!

Call today and we'll throw in!

A Kid Cudi Album!

Lil' Wayne Rant 2. (#SMH....)

That knockout moment when you realize:

Your friends idols can do no wrong in their eyes.

But. I actually have something to back-up my beliefs.

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuCnmJbc_eY
2. http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TA4P40VE8ATGMLE7S
3. http://www.examiner.com/contemporary-art-in-orlando/lil-wayne-hates-dark-skin-women
Bonus: "Right Above it" Ft. Drake lyrics. (In the post below)

Anything else anyone wants to say?

Oh. And this woman is on point with her arguement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3q8xyN3w7w

CheyenneTechno just made the entire thing funnier though<3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRafQKCpBww

Rap is slowly dying kiddies.

                                                               

#TeamBrownSkin

#Sidenote Wayne would look better if he got those retarded ass tattoo's off his face. SMH....

White Girl Dougie.

I am proud to say I can dance slightly better than this.

Your a horrible friend if...

I gotta rant about something...
If your best friends with your friends ex that treats her, or treated her like shit.
YOUR ONE HORRIBLE ASS FRIEND.

So Im talking to my ex, Lets call him Devyn, I still like him a bit (Well I love the old him.) and my bestie of like, forever (Lets call her Vicki)
I could be conversating about anything, and Devyn will open his mouth and throw a horrible ghetto insult, and Vicki will continue to conversate with him as if he didnt say anything at all.-
WTF?
And then she flirts with him, RIGHT in front of me, calling him sexy, and being all touchy-feely and shit..
Uhmmm... What? Do I have to remind her that he is my ex-boyfriend? And its not just that, We both know hes Bragging, Conceited, Sex-Addicted, Disrespectful asshole. But she acts like hes Prince Hot-And-Fun.
 And heres what also pisses me off.

She had problems with her ex, who was also cool,. He was a giant asshole, He treated her like shit, and I disliked him for it.
Her boyfriend seems pretty cool when hes not being an asshole, but Im not best friends with him.
Like hey, Im cool with some of my friends exes, I mean you dont have to dislike them or anything, Its okay if you have quick normal conversations with them sometimes in my opinion.
But if he is treating me like shit- with ZERO reason on a daily basis and you still treat him like hes a god? Uh no. Thats just... Urg,,
Like really?

At the gymmm! Gettin monies!

(At the caption)

How the HELL do you make money at the gym?

Are you so damn unhealthy people have to PAY you to use a treadmil?

#GhettoMess

#HoodShit

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhBtdQvDJLQy55M05q

(I would post the embed code, but blogger is too damn stupid to comprehend WSHH's HTML)

Alot of my friends need an uncle like this.

Over sexy Facebook photos And Tattoos..

I'm gonna be 100% real here.

I'm a huge freak. Yup. You heard me say it. Only like 3 ex boyfriends and a few close girlfriends, know this.

Why?

THIS. SHOULD. NOT. BE. ADVERTISED!

You dont see me posting on Facebook about how "Whips and chains excite" me, or how I was with this dude and I totally digged how rough he was (Im using examples, by the way)

Why? Its no ones damn business.

I shake my head in confusion in Disgust at the girls- AND guys that post exact details of their freakiness on Facebook, Twitter ETC

Oh, And dont get me started on half naked pictures.

Guys and shirtless pictures: Now I understand if your hanging with friends and its summer whatever, you can be at the pool or something and someone takes a picture of you shirtless and posts it on Facebook or whatever. But when you take pictures like this...

Its kind of like (Well for me) "Really dude.....? Got your happy trail, boxers and everything showing.." even if its a guy I'm like "Mmm...Hes hot." but in the back my mind its like..Come on..Really?

And for girls.

STOP. POSTING

-NAKED

-HALF NAKED

- 5TH OF A QUATER NAKED

- 75% NAKED

- ANYTHING NAKED

Pictures of yourselfs, Your young ladies, I know good and well my small waist makes my hips look bigger and sexier,(-Cough-) But you dont see me posting pictures like this:

And WHY dont I?

No one needs to see my goodies.

I actually have some self respect. If you EVER and I mean ever see me post any picture like that online PLEASE SMACK ME!!

(Now. Summer bathing suit pictures are alright. :D)

Now I'm going to rant a little on tattoos.

Some tattoos can be artistic, Pretty, Have meaning, Inspirational, Fun and all that. Having a few tats can look cool... But some people go overboard with it... Examples below..:

THIS AINT CUTE.

THIS AINT CUTE.

THIS REALLY AINT CUTE...

(-Chris Brown Voice- ) I'm done.

People aren't always who you think you are.

Got into an arguement with my high ass ex. This dude had the nerve to start begging my best friend for sex. Smh.. How desperate can you be.
I'm going to give this advice to all guys everywhere.
- Never, ever, ask your best friends ex for sex. It just makes you look desperate dude....


This is why I dont date.
- Niggas
- Potheads
- Braggers
- Idiots
- The Ignorant.

I was honestly crying, because I still loved him. But shoot, after that little freakout he had. Huge turn-off.
Throwing this 3rd grade rap-culture insults. But hey, We move on. :)

Writers block...

I hope in all your success... You won't forget me.
Although we're going in the same path,
Just at different times...
I dont ever want to hear you say...
"Oh Chrisette? I used to know her..."

Urg -_____- I suck at songwriting.

Apologizes :(

If you noticed alot of picture-only posts have broken picture links.
Yeah, the uploading host i used is having techincal problems, or shut down for good.
#Apologies.

Damn Niggas -___-

Inspired by my ignorant friends and Dormtainment.com's Mike3G "I hate Nigga's" rant. I decided to put one together.

Yes. I hate Niggas also.
Now if your thinking "YOU HATE NIGGAS...? BUT YOUR BLACK"?
Exactly, I'm black, Not a Nigga.. Nigga's are ignorant African-Americans.
You know those type of black people that go around
- Blowing money on ignorant things
- speaiking in Highly skilled in Ebonics.
- Bragging
Example of famous Niggas.
Lil' Wayne, Birdman, MIMs, Souljaboy, 50 cent, Lil' Kim, Drake, Wiz Khalifa, Waka Flocka Flame, Plies, Gucci Mane, Lil' Bow Wow, Jim Jones, Ice Cube, Rick Ross,  Jay-Z. ETC.

Oh, And if a guy even calls himself a "Real Nigga" that means hes mastered, or thinks hes mastered the art of ignorance.
#SMH #CalledYourAssesOut

My Melody Vibrating "Shoulder" massager.

Yeah..."Shoulder" massager...

Totally not a dildo. At all.