Orgasmic Chickens, Emo Kroger Employees & Dacryphilia

(And yes. The person in the picture to the left is Scene King "Screaming Derren") How Bizzare is my next statement? About 30 minutes ago I was walking back from the Shell that I live down the street from. I was trying to pull my cell phone from my pocket, and I tripped- Mhm. And landed on my arm. I turn around to see what it was- A chicken. I’m 100% serious. It was a freaking chicken. Oh to make the situation more annoying the chicken started having a Spazz Attack/Orgasm/Fit. Oh what was my reaction? FLEEEE. .___. I’m just wondering…. Where the HELL do you find a chicken in Stone Mountain!? ….- Speaking of oddness in Stone Mountain.

And the award for the longest permed hair on a male goes to! That unhelpful Black emo employee at my local Kroger that blankly stares at you before resuming whatever he was doing when you ask him a question! This isnt the freaking first time I encountered this guy. Today I asked him. “Does this store carry hair bows?” he stares at me for like 7 seconds, then continues mopping. o___o;…. Hes kind of hot actually, but hes at least 18, I highly doubt hes interested in Jailbait. And theres anothe-. Anywho.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/study-finds-womens-tears-reduce-mens-arousal?click=cos_new No. Really. Men don’t spring boners when they see women cry? Shocker!  -Unless their into Dacryphilia

-Flee-♥.

Teenage Horniness, Obama Dying, Antione Pilots, Lil' Wayne rolls stone & Balls dropped

Oh some people in this world endlessly surprise me. Ohh. Lets give him a temporary nickname.. Bryan.

Almost everytime I talk to him hes with another girl, or trying to get action from another one. -Sigh- Of course your thinking “What an asshole”. I know, thats what I think too- Untill I see him of course .__. I mean he can be such a conceited douchebag, yet he can be such a hilarious, caring and sensitive person. But this is the typical teenage problem you most likely could care less about, so lets move on to another topic. (Week in Review 1!)

Well lets go down the list of whatever random mess I’ve found this week.

Obama Is Dying His Hair

-Really. Is the presidents hair color that damn important to this country? Is it going to give millions of Americans jobs? Is it going to help schools in need? will his dyed hair make America the amazing country people want it to be? NO. Its something that shouldnt even be made into a full article. I mean who pays that close attention? Did this person just stare at Obama’s head throughout his time in office and think “OHEMGEE!!! HIS HAIR IS BLACK NAOOOO!!!!” Smh..

Antione Dodson gets his own reality pilot

-I’d rather watch a reality show on “The Homeless guy with the golden radio voice”. But hey. I cant hate on someone trying to do better- This show better not be any ghetto shit though. BET provides us with enough ignorant black programming.  Or as Katt Williams would say 

“Krispity Crackity Crunchity Coon” shit.

Lil’ Wayne On Cover of Rolling Stone

“I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he’d be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool.” - Lil Wayne.

Ohmahgahhh. And remember the part when like Jesus was like, just a kid, then found out he was special and like, got famous and got followers and then was killed and then like came back 3 days later? That was AWESOME!!!!

Tennis ball wont fucking bounce

-Illuminati. I think enough has been said here.

(And I hope you take a moment to enjoy the wittiness of the title!)