Orgasmic Chickens, Emo Kroger Employees & Dacryphilia

(And yes. The person in the picture to the left is Scene King "Screaming Derren") How Bizzare is my next statement? About 30 minutes ago I was walking back from the Shell that I live down the street from. I was trying to pull my cell phone from my pocket, and I tripped- Mhm. And landed on my arm. I turn around to see what it was- A chicken. I’m 100% serious. It was a freaking chicken. Oh to make the situation more annoying the chicken started having a Spazz Attack/Orgasm/Fit. Oh what was my reaction? FLEEEE. .___. I’m just wondering…. Where the HELL do you find a chicken in Stone Mountain!? ….- Speaking of oddness in Stone Mountain.

And the award for the longest permed hair on a male goes to! That unhelpful Black emo employee at my local Kroger that blankly stares at you before resuming whatever he was doing when you ask him a question! This isnt the freaking first time I encountered this guy. Today I asked him. “Does this store carry hair bows?” he stares at me for like 7 seconds, then continues mopping. o___o;…. Hes kind of hot actually, but hes at least 18, I highly doubt hes interested in Jailbait. And theres anothe-. Anywho.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/study-finds-womens-tears-reduce-mens-arousal?click=cos_new No. Really. Men don’t spring boners when they see women cry? Shocker!  -Unless their into Dacryphilia

-Flee-♥.