Almost everytime I talk to him hes with another girl, or trying to get action from another one. -Sigh- Of course your thinking “What an asshole”. I know, thats what I think too- Untill I see him of course .__. I mean he can be such a conceited douchebag, yet he can be such a hilarious, caring and sensitive person. But this is the typical teenage problem you most likely could care less about, so lets move on to another topic. (Week in Review 1!)
Well lets go down the list of whatever random mess I’ve found this week.
-Really. Is the presidents hair color that damn important to this country? Is it going to give millions of Americans jobs? Is it going to help schools in need? will his dyed hair make America the amazing country people want it to be? NO. Its something that shouldnt even be made into a full article. I mean who pays that close attention? Did this person just stare at Obama’s head throughout his time in office and think “OHEMGEE!!! HIS HAIR IS BLACK NAOOOO!!!!” Smh..
-I’d rather watch a reality show on “The Homeless guy with the golden radio voice”. But hey. I cant hate on someone trying to do better- This show better not be any ghetto shit though. BET provides us with enough ignorant black programming. Or as Katt Williams would say
“Krispity Crackity Crunchity Coon” shit.
“I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he’d be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool.” - Lil Wayne.
Ohmahgahhh. And remember the part when like Jesus was like, just a kid, then found out he was special and like, got famous and got followers and then was killed and then like came back 3 days later? That was AWESOME!!!!
-Illuminati. I think enough has been said here.
(And I hope you take a moment to enjoy the wittiness of the title!)
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