WHAT IS WITH DEKALB COUNTY GUYS AND TWERKING?
I swear, Its retarded. I was talking to my... uh Friend with rare benefits. (In other words- I just tease him... Hey, at least I admit it.)
He looks at me and says.
"Dayum mami, ass on point in them jeans... you gotta twerk for me today iight?"
Uhhh... Like I said before. I dont find my ass flappin' in some dudes face sexy.
Now I can twerk, I choose not to -____-
(And before anyone freaks out because "Innocent little Krissy twerked on someone!" I declined, like usual )
And I told my mom (The PG story anyway.) And shes like,
"WELL KRISTA! Black guys like big asses... Thats what attracted your father."
While I was screaming EWWWW like a child. I thought.
But dude, my ass isnt big. At all. Compared to most the black girls i know, Its small.
But ooh. Lovely fashion tips for ladies who are not aware....
Pockets, mhm. Totally make your ass look bigger.
<3
I'm tired... reading through old Facebook messages me between me and a Ex... -sigh-
0 comments:
Post a Comment