If you got a tounge ring...

I'm talking to my erm...."Friend".

You know that person you flirt with inbetween relationships? You know you'll never date them, but you flirt anyway? Since we're both in relationships at the moment, it was just casual conversation.

At least I thought....

He looks at me and says "Ayeee... Yo check out tha' piercing".

I look at him like hes insane while hes showing me his tounge ring..... :/

I say, "Sweeet. Where you get it at?"

He gives me the "Shut the fuck up, I'm talking" look before mumbling

"Yoooo... That means I'm pro at a little something man..."

I ask what.

Hes like ".... Lets just say. If we go behind that fence right der.... You'd be begging for more".

.....

Of coruse. I handled the situation like a classy young woman.

I yelled,

"Yo dude what the fuck did I just say? Exactly. I'm going to tell your girlfriend about this shit."

And.... he starts cursing me out.

... -Sigh- Moral of the story here kids.

Just ignore your former FWB until your single........

And. Who started the

"if you got a tounge ring, your pro at eating pussy" thing anyway?

Not like the hoes around here would deny getting head though :/ 

But I always wondered,

What the hell is so enjoying about eating some chick out?

To this day I dont get it.

My guyfriends freaking obsess about it. I dont get the hype :l

/End Rant...

Rant -_____-

So. My "Twin/Brother". AKA.... This guy that is supposed to be like my brother. Is giving me trouble once again.

He admit that he loved me awhile ago. Hell. I love him too- Honestly. More brotherly love.. nothing romantic...

He always claims he loves me blah blah.

Yet. He only wants to hang out if he thinks we're going to fuck. If not, He'd rather stay at home watching TV.

Honestly.... I wish we'd hang out more, and I wish I could hear his voice more.

But no. I'm just a Sister/Mindless whore in his opinion.....

-Sigh-..... 

And I also hate when the people I love make it obvious that something is wrong, but they just wont tell you

-___-

And it really pisses me off that I endlessly help people emotionally. But they dont even think about me when somethings wrong.

Why? No one fucking asks me whats wrong- ever. since I'm always so smiley and random.

Shit. Most of the times I'm depressed for my own reasons, but do you fucking hear me cry, bitch or moan about them all the time? No -___- Because I'm too busy making sure everyone else is alright.

Gahhhh...

Hes 18 now.......

So hes 18 today.

And shes prancing around like its the best damn day ever.
I'll explain why Im angry.

1. My ignorant ass ex, lets call him Devon
2. A friend of a few years of mine- Lets call her Janice,

Alright, about... 2 years ago, I dated Devon. Me and him were "In love" blah blah. We planned a life together, he said he'd even wait 5 years for me to turn 18 so we can get married. (I was 12 at the time, and he was 15.) One day, he broke up with me, to this day I'm unsure why. He left me for MY friends cousin, (Lets call her Sarah, For awhile I was completely heartbroken.
I honestly disliked her for awhile.
Honestly, for awhile. I disliked her, because I thought she was the reason we broke up.
So anyway, Devon told the same shit to Sarah he did me, I felt as if she deserved it....

ANYWAY. like...I told Janice about Devon like days after we broke up. I tell her how during the relationship how much he hurt me ETC, (Though I was stupid enough to still stay with him) What does Janice do? Become friends with him. About 2 months later,she complains to me daily about how sorry she feels for Devon, and how shes flirting with him (May I also mention at the time she was dating this guy, who a year and 6 months later, shes. still. with.)
2 years later.
I move on, I learned how much of a douchebag Devon can be (I'm not going to explain everything, that will take way too long...... ) But one night, I was talking to Sarah, We both discovered we're Kpop fangirls XDD
I learned shes a really really nice girl, and she told me some things that Devon said... and wished about me. (I'd type it up.... but I'd probably tear up..)

I tell Janice this the next morning,
Shes like "Oh." and continues being best friends with him.
Really...? I've told her over the course of 2 years of how much damage mentally, and physically hes done to me, and most recently told her about Sarah.
What inspried this rant..? Today is his birthday, hes 18 now. I go on Facebook, she wished him Happy birthday and a great life.
..............................
Please, with all the drinking and drugs he does, he might not make it to 19. I dont wish death upon anyone in my life... but... urg...

.......................
Some people I need to just cut from my life.......
I still have mental, and physical scars from Devon, and Janice still treats him like hes so nice.
.. Fuck it.

(Your most likely confused, Since I didnt go into detail. The abuse didnt actually start until after we broke up... we became "Friends" and I helped him with his drug and drinking problem... So did Sarah... I dont want to tell anymore at the moment, i just felt like venting. -____-)
...

Rambling about dudes. :/

Though I'm taken right now.
Theres 1 thing I really, really hate that just came to my mind.

When I ask a dude I have interest in about what kind of girl he likes, he says.
"Laid-Back" or "Patient".
Why?
BECAUSE I AM THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
._____.;

I'm only Laid-Back when... Im like 5 minutes away from falling asleep.
Im only patient when..... well never.
And yeahhhh.... Usually dudes that look for chicks like that- get annoyed with me.

Actually. Most black guys get annoyed with me o___o;=
I'm not sure why....

That ends my rambling..

Orgasmic Chickens, Emo Kroger Employees & Dacryphilia

(And yes. The person in the picture to the left is Scene King "Screaming Derren") How Bizzare is my next statement? About 30 minutes ago I was walking back from the Shell that I live down the street from. I was trying to pull my cell phone from my pocket, and I tripped- Mhm. And landed on my arm. I turn around to see what it was- A chicken. I’m 100% serious. It was a freaking chicken. Oh to make the situation more annoying the chicken started having a Spazz Attack/Orgasm/Fit. Oh what was my reaction? FLEEEE. .___. I’m just wondering…. Where the HELL do you find a chicken in Stone Mountain!? ….- Speaking of oddness in Stone Mountain.

And the award for the longest permed hair on a male goes to! That unhelpful Black emo employee at my local Kroger that blankly stares at you before resuming whatever he was doing when you ask him a question! This isnt the freaking first time I encountered this guy. Today I asked him. “Does this store carry hair bows?” he stares at me for like 7 seconds, then continues mopping. o___o;…. Hes kind of hot actually, but hes at least 18, I highly doubt hes interested in Jailbait. And theres anothe-. Anywho.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/study-finds-womens-tears-reduce-mens-arousal?click=cos_new No. Really. Men don’t spring boners when they see women cry? Shocker!  -Unless their into Dacryphilia

-Flee-♥.