Uhh... what?

Heres an example of male PMS ladies and gentlemen.

He has better things to do than study a language

.... -Headdesk-

#YouKnowYourGhettoIf

Your facebook name is EVERYTHING but your real name.

.................

...............

-Facepalm-

I love my family but....

....But their just so... oh my god sometimes..

PLEASE DONT CLOSE DOWN FACEBOOK!!!

................

I need to stop randomly adding people.

I'm as much as a Facebook addict as the next person, but if it closed. I wouldnt freaking cry over it.

I'd take my ass back over to Myspace.

Skype Perverts :)

Forgive me god.

Because hes mad as fuck about it, I'm laughing and actually acting like I'm sorry.

Enjoy the Lung Cancer.

Drugs: How a coward deals with daily minor problems.

#IgnorantPhrases

Someone please explain to me what the heck a "Fuck Nigga" is?

#WeGotToDoBetter

-Sigh-... My ghetto ass friends..

The Freaks come out at night...

He'd have a better chance if he went to Twitter. #FacebookAfterDark

Braggin' about your swag wont get you through the night. - Donna Summer

He even knew he was shit-talking. 

Another night messing with Mr. Green :)

Fucking with Mr. Junior, Always entertaining. :)

(Slightly Vital Information: Marzipan Junior over here is the reason why my Facebook name is.. well. What it is.  Since we're Non-Biological twins and all.)

I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

#TAKEAHINT

8-Bit Fuckery.

#IGetBored

Facebook Reminder:

Dont. Add. Everyone.


Update: This dude is flirting with me and I find out hes a college graduate... #PEDOFILE.

YOU OK MAN!!

He'll be alright, hes hot ass.

#GhettoFacebookStatus