Dont call my damn phone with this.

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I hate being awakened by my phone, but what I hate the most is when I wake up and get stupid ass texts or phone-calls.
Now if its an emergency, I'm cool with it.
But if it is past 12am, and you dont see me online on Facebook. DONT. CALL. OR. TEXT. ME.

But anyway, heres the phone call I received. (Epik High - Music, is one REALLY annoying ringtone to have at 1:30am.)
Its my ignorant friend D. Probably High, How do I know? His voice lowers in pitch when hes high -___-
(I mean, the dude usually sounds like.... Shane freaking Dawson when sober, but when hes high. BAM. Barry motherclucking white.)
I answer the phone, Already annoyed.
I don't even say anything, I'm just that annoyed, because he always calls me with some stupid shizz.
After relizing I'm not going to greet him, He says ".... Yoooo. Kris?"
I insult him, (Assmuffin is lovely insult may I mention.)
He's like.
"Yooooo....Come over here." Its obvious I'm pissed off, hes too busy being on cloud freaking 9 to notice.
I ask why, And heres the line, the very line that made me go off on him.
"So you can come over here and suck this dick while I lick on ya' neck!"
I pause. Deicing if I should put him in check. I come to a conclusion- I'm going to act like a Grade A Ghetto bitch.
I'm like, "FIRST OF ALL. Where the hell is your dick located!? On your freaking torso or something? Because it is physically IMPOSSIBLE to touch my neck with any part of your face while I'm sucking you off.
SECOND. I told you to stop calling me with this mess. You and me will NEVER, EVER, EVER DO ANYTHING SEXUAL.
Third, I'm finna beat your ass tomorrow if dare call me with this mess.
Fourth. You got like 346674747474 STDS from the millions of girls you did raw.
I'm probably getting Crabs, Herpes and AIDS just by simply conversating with me.
Call me again, just do it. I'll hit you in the mouth so hard your unborn great GRANDKIDS can feel it."

Hes earned a beating tomrorow though, because before I hung up, he mumbled.
"You said while you sucking me off... damn that means you finna do it?"

Now I dont condone violence- but I need to put him in check -____-
Or I could do it the Basic Bitch way and get an able-body friend to do it.
Less work on my part.
-Sigh-..... Back to bed, Unless the S.O. is still sleeping. :/

Rasta Pride!

-Shawn Garrett voice- We got Tom tom’s over here bigger than a monster

Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla

Freshman Fuckery Chronicles: Ohh.. Wow, Seduction?

He looks at me and smiles.... 

I ask what he smiles about, he stares me up and down with those eyes I always fall for.

I ask what hes looking at, he appears as if hes too lost in his own lust to listen.

I try to change the subject, he walks closer to me and smiles, I regret telling him how much I love that damned smile.

He touches my cheek and asks "Why are you so cute". I turn around and walk away.....

I hate when he lies to me, I hate when he uses me for his own selfish desire.....

I turned away because I know your playing another game
the same one I've played many times before..
before.
Its depressing that you think I'm just a sex doll

#MyYearbookBitchin

Lol. I got bored and went on my MyYearBook profile.

#BasicBitchBehavior

Show me a good time... Protected Please.

Oh my god, a guy that takes things slow! I like that... :)

But I got to point out some fuckery right here.
Apparently she just got dumped, She's yelling about "DAMN I NEEDA FIND A NIGGA DAT CAN HANDLE DIS.... HE BETTER GOT A NICE WHIP, I AINT FUCKIN WIT NO BROKE ASS NIGGA! HE BETTER KNOW HOW TO LICK IT TOO GIRL. ALL WE GOT HUR IS FUCK NIGGAS, I ONLY FUCK WIT REAL NIGGAS, AINT NO GOOD ONES THOUGHHHH! IM EVEN DOWN TO FUCKIN IT RAW TONIGHT...."
And then this guy turns around and says "Ohhh... you lookin fo' a good nigga huh? iight baby come wit me, we might do lil something....."

I'm watching the whole thing like "This is such a level of coonery that I cant even.... What is this, I dont even..."

This is a PSA to all guys.

DONT. RAW. DOG. A. GIRL. YOU. JUST. MET! You dont know what the hell she got, and If you've been fucking other girls raw and havent been tested, you dont know have you have either. STOP. SPREADING. STDS.

Thanks.

This is how alot of Black people under 18 take pictures...

Is it just me.. or do most black guys take similar pictures. You have the...
- Left hand on head pose
- Brushing hair pose
- Head tilited to the sky but eyes looking slightly towards the camera pose
- The world famous shirtless pose
- The gang sign pose
- Upsidedown peace sign pose
- Head turned to the left/right while wearing thick-black "Nerd" glasses pose
- Shoving your tounge into your jaw pose.
- Showing off the waves in your hair pose.
- All the poses above BUT you edited rap lyrics on the bottom
- The staring blankly into space pose.
- The grabbing your belt/pants pose.
- The holding your chin with your thumb pose
- The kissing your close male-friend pose to show the world that you are in fact scene. (Okay. Maybe not too many do the last one.....)
- The holding a knife against your neck while adding suspicious statements as captions (wait... only he did that..)

And Black girls do the same! You have the
- Duckface pose
- Sticking tounge out pose
- Sitting on your bathroom counter turning around slightly to make your ass look bigger pose
- The squatting down and turning your head around pose
- The bend over and point at your ass pose
- The various "Nikki Minaj" faces pose.
- The show only cleavage picture
- The biting your necklace pose
- The covering your mouth pose (Yes Im guilty of this.)
- The looking up to the left pose
- The grab your boobs pose
- The "Form a triangle with your hands" around your crotch pose
- The flippin' the bird pose
...............

Im done for now.